My boyfriend is a fancy pants.

“If you are a good person— genuinely good— and you are of service in this world and you have a life that is yours and that you like and that matters and it matters to you and you don’t need anybody, when you don’t need anybody, someone will come and fuck that up with their love.” - Greg Behrendt

Hey hi, I still make comics, huh?

I’m so gross, you guys.

Hey guys! I haven’t made a comic in a while! I’m off being dumb!

Dick pics.

I need an adult.

Just some light murderin’.

Racism!

Bon Iver was a lot of fun even though I absolutely shit on it.

Hey guys! It’s the comic’s one year anniversary! Hooray!

I really did overhear this, but I feel like telling anyone would be like telling someone I saw the Pope slip on a banana peel.

This happens.